Bad decisions make the best stories.
For the veteran whose DD-214 may have ended the mission—but definitely didn't end the stories.
The Patriots Anonymous DD-214 T-Shirt combines veteran humor, American grit and unapologetic personality in one seriously good graphic tee.
The distressed design features a battle-worn skull, American flag backdrop and the words:
PATRIOTS ANONYMOUS
BAD DECISIONS • GREAT STORIES
DD-214
It's made for the guys who have been there, done that, probably shouldn't tell the entire story—and absolutely have no intention of acting their age now.
Wear it to the backyard BBQ, the VFW, the garage, the range, the campground, the local watering hole, Veterans Day events or anywhere good stories tend to get better every time they're told.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
• Bold distressed military-inspired artwork
• Classic Patriots Anonymous attitude
• Vintage American flag detail
• Veteran-inspired DD-214 graphic
• Easy everyday shirt for casual wear
• Great conversation starter
• Available in multiple versatile colors
• Designed for veterans, retirees and freedom-loving Americans
🎨 AVAILABLE COLORS
Heather Grey
Solid Black
Midnight Navy
Military Green
Natural

🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR
Veterans, retired military, military dads, husbands, brothers, grandfathers, buddies, former service members and anyone whose DD-214 came with a collection of stories they probably shouldn't repeat in polite company.
Perfect for birthdays, retirement celebrations, Veterans Day, Father's Day, military reunions, Christmas—or just because somebody has earned a shirt this good.
PATRIOTS ANONYMOUS
Patriots Anonymous is for people who still believe freedom is worth celebrating—and don't mind having a little fun while doing it.
Freedom. Brotherhood. Bad decisions. Great stories.
Welcome to Patriots Anonymous.
🛒 HOW TO ORDER
Choose your shirt color.
Select your size.
Add to cart.
Double-check your shipping information.
Get ready to explain at least one bad decision when someone asks about the shirt.