CHAOS COORDINATOR.
FIELD TESTED. MISSION APPROVED.
Some people avoid chaos.
Some people apparently get promoted to coordinator.
The Patriots Anonymous Chaos Coordinator T-Shirt combines veteran humor, rugged military-inspired artwork and unapologetic American attitude in one seriously good graphic tee.
The distressed design features a skull-faced operator surrounded by tactical-style imagery with the words:
CHAOS COORDINATOR
FIELD TESTED
MISSION APPROVED
It's the kind of shirt made for the guy who's seen enough, done enough and somehow still ends up being the person everyone turns to when things go sideways.
And because this is Patriots Anonymous, that's probably exactly how he likes it.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
★ Bold distressed military-inspired graphic
★ Vintage skull and tactical aesthetic
★ Soft, lightweight premium tri-blend fabric
★ Comfortable enough for everyday wear
★ Rugged design without the stiff tactical-shirt feel
★ Great conversation starter
★ Designed by a U.S. Army Veteran
★ Original Patriots Anonymous attitude
👕 PREMIUM NEXT LEVEL 6010
This isn't a heavy basic tee.
The Next Level 6010 Tri-Blend T-Shirt uses a soft 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton and 25% rayon tri-blend jersey. Next Level lists it at approximately 4.3 oz with a regular fit, crew neck and lightweight feel.
Shirt Features
• 50% Polyester
• 25% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
• 25% Rayon
• Premium tri-blend jersey
• Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric
• Soft, smooth feel
• Crew neckline
• Regular/unisex fit
• Excellent stretch and recovery
• Comfortable everyday drape
Next Level specifically describes its 6010 as part of its premium collection with a smooth, silky feel and strong stretch and recovery.
🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR
Veterans, Army veterans, retired military, military dads, husbands, brothers, grandfathers, buddies, first responders, patriotic Americans and anyone who has earned the unofficial title of Chaos Coordinator.
Great for:
Father's Day
Veterans Day
Military retirement
Birthdays
Christmas
Military reunions
Deployment homecomings
Retirement parties
Just because
😎 WHO THIS SHIRT IS REALLY FOR
The guy who:
• has a story for everything
• somehow gets put in charge
• can fix things nobody else can
• has survived worse
• thinks "mission approved" sounds better than "good enough"
• considers chaos more of a working environment than a problem
In other words:
You've probably already thought of exactly who needs this shirt.
🛒 HOW TO ORDER
Select your preferred shirt color.
Choose your size.
Add your shirt to the cart.
Confirm your shipping information.
Let your favorite Chaos Coordinator handle the rest.
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
For the longest life of your shirt and graphic:
• Machine wash cold
• Turn garment inside out before washing
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly over the printed artwork
ABOUT PATRIOTS ANONYMOUS
Patriots Anonymous creates patriotic apparel for veterans, patriots and freedom-loving Americans who appreciate a little grit, humor and attitude.
Our designs are created to start conversations, get a laugh and give people something worth wearing.
Designed by a U.S. Army Veteran.
Freedom. Brotherhood. Bad Decisions. Great Stories.
Welcome to Patriots Anonymous.